Michael Colby

Michael Colby

Book & Lyrics By Michael Colby is the librettist/lyricist of such musicals as Charlotte Sweet (Drama Desk Award nomination), Tales of Tinseltown (numerous productions), North Atlantic (Show Business Award),...

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James Fradrich

James Fradrich

Music & Lyrics By James Fradrich (composer / co-lyricist) was Archivist/Concert Librarian/General Musical Consultant for Rodgers and Hammerstein. He also received an award for “Best Musical Score” for The Musicians Of...

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"Hysterically funny!"

Amateur Stage


6 Musicians

Piano 1, Piano 2, Guitar, Bass, Drums, Percussion


Honey Snodgrass
Female - 20-26
Lovely soprano. Bouncy ingénue whose optimism is constantly challenged; strong-willed but fragile inside; a mix of Mary Martin, Shirley Jones, and Julie Andrews.

Melanie Fong
Female - 20-26
Alto soubrette. Adorable and brash. A cross between Ado Annie and Linda Low (Flower Drum Song). All-American Asian with a strong Midwestern accent.

Sir William Littlewood
Male - 40-55
Booming baritone voice. Ostensibly a handsome, older Englishman, but talks with a heavy Italian accent and sings like Ezio Pinza or Pavarotti.

Sandy Shore
Female - 25-35
Tenor/Baritone. Alternatively straight-laced and goofy official; a cross between Lieutenant Cable and Will Parker. Like the young Jim Carrey or Tom Hanks.

Essie Norton / Eskimo Annie
Female - 40-55
Hilarious character actress with rangy contralto voice. Doubles as Nettie Fowler and Bloody Mary type characters.

Male - 30-60
Confucius-like philosopher; authoritatively speaks in rhyme couplets in a pose like King of Siam. Doubles in the Ensemble.

Male & Female
4 ensemble members (2 male, 2 female)

Production Materials

Included in your license are the following cast and crew scripts. These materials will be shipped upon receipt of payment if your license request is approved.

15 Cast Script/Vocal Books

A combination of the show’s full script and the full vocal book. All dialogue within each song is printed in the score to prevent flipping back and forth during rehearsals. All books are spiral-bound and double-sided.

2 Director’s Scripts

A single-sided, spiral-bound script designed with plenty of space for the director to take notes and add blocking during the rehearsal process.

1 Stage Manager’s Script

A single-sided, three-hole punched script that can be inserted into your three-ring binder.

2 Piano/Vocal Scores

This piano score includes all vocal parts. It can be used during the rehearsal process and during performance.


Piano 1, Piano 2, Guitar, Bass, Drums, Percussion

Production Resources

Additional Books

Additional books (Cast Script/Vocal, Piano/Conductor, etc.) are available.

$25 each

Full Conductor Score

An ideal solution for those who choose to conduct their show from the podium, as opposed to the piano. Each detailed instrument staff is always right in front of you--giving you the most comprehensive layout for full control of your orchestra.

$125/Print, $100/Digital, $175/both

Digital Orchestration Parts

Prefer playing or rehearsing from your tablet? All of our orchestration scores (including PC and PV) are available in digital copies.

Digital PC or PV $50
Full Digital Orchestration Set $150

Broadway Plus

A workshop experience in which a Broadway artist speaks and works with students in an educational setting through our partnership with Broadway Plus.

Prices Vary by Product

TurnKey Transpositions

Broadway stars change the keys of songs all the why not you? Optimize your actors' performances by ordering our TurnKey Transposition. Get the perfect key for the perfect actor! All digital delivery, usually within 24 hours.

$50 per song for PV or PC
$150 per song for all orchestral parts (including PC/PV)