Creators
Michael Colby
Book & Lyrics By Michael Colby is the librettist/lyricist of such musicals as Charlotte Sweet (Drama Desk Award nomination), Tales of Tinseltown (numerous productions), North Atlantic (Show Business Award),...
James Fradrich
Music & Lyrics By James Fradrich (composer / co-lyricist) was Archivist/Concert Librarian/General Musical Consultant for Rodgers and Hammerstein. He also received an award for “Best Musical Score” for The Musicians Of...
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"Hysterically funny!"
Amateur Stage
Orchestration
6 Musicians
Piano 1, Piano 2, Guitar, Bass, Drums, Percussion
Casting
Honey Snodgrass
Female - 20-26
Lovely soprano. Bouncy ingénue whose optimism is constantly challenged; strong-willed but fragile inside; a mix of Mary Martin, Shirley Jones, and Julie Andrews.
Melanie Fong
Female - 20-26
Alto soubrette. Adorable and brash. A cross between Ado Annie and Linda Low (Flower Drum Song). All-American Asian with a strong Midwestern accent.
Sir William Littlewood
Male - 40-55
Booming baritone voice. Ostensibly a handsome, older Englishman, but talks with a heavy Italian accent and sings like Ezio Pinza or Pavarotti.
Sandy Shore
Female - 25-35
Tenor/Baritone. Alternatively straight-laced and goofy official; a cross between Lieutenant Cable and Will Parker. Like the young Jim Carrey or Tom Hanks.
Essie Norton / Eskimo Annie
Female - 40-55
Hilarious character actress with rangy contralto voice. Doubles as Nettie Fowler and Bloody Mary type characters.
Nanook
Male - 30-60
Confucius-like philosopher; authoritatively speaks in rhyme couplets in a pose like King of Siam. Doubles in the Ensemble.
Ensemble
Male & Female
4 ensemble members (2 male, 2 female)
Production Materials
The required production package will include the materials listed below. These materials will be shipped upon receipt of payment if your license request is approved.
15 Cast Script/Vocal Books
A combination of the show’s full script and the full vocal book. All dialogue within each song is printed in the score to prevent flipping back and forth during rehearsals. All books are spiral-bound and double-sided.
2 Director’s Scripts
A single-sided, spiral-bound script designed with plenty of space for the director to take notes and add blocking during the rehearsal process.
1 Stage Manager’s Script
A single-sided, three-hole punched script that can be inserted into your three-ring binder.
2 Piano/Vocal Scores
This piano score includes all vocal parts. It can be used during the rehearsal process and during performance.
Orchestration Set
Piano 1, Piano 2, Guitar, Bass, Drums, Percussion
Production Resources
Stage Tracks / Show Ready
These high quality performance and rehearsal tracks will greatly enhance your production.
$750+
Show Ready
This rehearsal tool allows you to play a customizable rehearsal track of your show, complete with individual vocal parts.
$350
Additional Printed Books
Additional books (Cast Script/Vocal, Piano/Conductor, etc.) are available.
$25 each
Full Conductor Score
An ideal solution for those who choose to conduct their show from the podium, as opposed to the piano. Each detailed instrument staff is always right in front of you--giving you the most comprehensive layout for full control of your orchestra.
$125/Print, $100/Digital, $175/both
Digital Orchestration PDFs
Prefer playing or rehearsing from your tablet? All of our orchestration scores (including PC and PV) are available in digital copies.
Digital PC or PV $50
Full Digital Orchestration Set $150
Broadway Plus
A workshop experience in which a Broadway artist speaks and works with students in an educational setting through our partnership with Broadway Plus.
Prices Vary by Product
TurnKey Transpositions
Our catalogue is full of iconic music, and we can customize many of our titles to your performers' unique voices with our TurnKey Transpositions. Get the perfect key for the perfect actor! Our team will transpose any songs at your request during any point in your license period. All files will be delivered digitally and priced for your specific needs.
$50 per song for PV or PC
$150 per song for all orchestral parts (including PC/PV)