Allan Rice

Allan Rice

Book by Allan Rice earned a degree in Clinical Psychology at Tufts University. Upon graduating, he disappointed his parents by pursuing a career in television writing. He has written for The New Adventures of Old Christine...

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Ben Green

Ben Green

Music by Ben Green – Off-Broadway: Heathers: The Musical (arrangements and orchestrations), Application Pending (original music). Orchestrations: Sarah, Plain and Tall (Dallas Theater...

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Greg Edwards

Greg Edwards

Lyrics by Greg Edwards wrote the scripts for Application Pending and Craving for Travel (Off-Broadway, co-written with Andy Sandberg), lyrics for Neurosis: A New Musical (Merry-Go-Round Playhouse, SALT...

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"A funny and frothy new musical with a fun score, solid laughs and a terrific company."


"Neil Simon may no longer be with us, but his spirit lives on in this new musical."


"Filled with quick-witted jokes and buoyant energy!"



4 Musicians

Piano/Conductor, Reeds, Bass, Percussion


Casting Note

Originally performed Off-Broadway with a cast of eight. However, it can be performed with as few as six actors by doubling Geri and Samantha, and Kenny and Kurt/et al.

Male - late 20s
Regular guy who thinks he's happy in life.

Frank's neurosis, a more nervous version of Frank.

Female - late 20s
Sweet and successful but with a cynical edge.

Abby's neurosis, a mean girl.

Frank's mother, overbearing.

Frank's father, underbearing.

Frank's therapist, no-nonsense.

Douchebag, Abby's soon-to-be ex. Kurt doubles as: Larry – Frank's boss; Patrick – Abby's client; Man; Postal Worker; Waiter

Production Materials

Included in your license are the following cast and crew scripts. These materials will be shipped upon receipt of payment if your license request is approved.

8 Cast Script/Vocal Books

A combination of the show’s full script and the full vocal book. All dialogue within each song is printed in the score to prevent flipping back and forth during rehearsals. All books are spiral-bound and double-sided.

2 Director’s Scripts

A single-sided, spiral-bound script designed with plenty of space for the director to take notes and add blocking during the rehearsal process.

1 Stage Manager’s Script

A single-sided, three-hole punched script that can be inserted into your three-ring binder.

1 Piano/Conductor Score

A keyboard score that is a key part of the show’s actual orchestration. This score contains both vocal parts and a cue staff, which guides the conductor through the full orchestration by informing them when instruments enter the song, as well as providing specific part lines when necessary.

1 Piano/Vocal Score

This piano score includes all vocal parts. It can be used during the rehearsal process and during performance.


Piano/Conductor, Reeds (Flute, Clarinet, Oboe, Alto Saxophone), Bass, Percussion

Production Resources

Additional Books

Additional books (Cast Script/Vocal, Piano/Conductor, etc.) are available.

$25 each

Full Conductor Score

An ideal solution for those who choose to conduct their show from the podium, as opposed to the piano. Each detailed instrument staff is always right in front of you--giving you the most comprehensive layout for full control of your orchestra.

$125/Print, $100/Digital, $175/both

Digital Orchestration Parts

Prefer playing or rehearsing from your tablet? All of our orchestration scores (including PC and PV) are available in digital copies.

Digital PC or PV $50
Full Digital Orchestration Set $150

Broadway Plus

A workshop experience in which a Broadway artist speaks and works with students in an educational setting through our partnership with Broadway Plus.

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TurnKey Transpositions

Broadway stars change the keys of songs all the why not you? Optimize your actors' performances by ordering our TurnKey Transposition. Get the perfect key for the perfect actor! All digital delivery, usually within 24 hours.

$50 per song for PV or PC
$150 per song for all orchestral parts (including PC/PV)