Creators

Omri Schein

Omri Schein

Book & Lyrics By Omri Schein is a performer/lyricist/playwright. As a writer: The Remarkable Mister Holmes (Premiere 2022), Making Making (2021) at Slippery Rock University, Fintastic Finn (2021) at Cape Fear...

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James Olmstead

James Olmstead

Music By JAMES OLMSTEAD has worked on several Broadway shows, including Mean Girls, Waitress, Anastasia, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, On Your Feet, Beautiful: The Carole King...

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Reviews

"Bliss and a half…tremendous fun…imagine High School Musical with cruelty, cynicism…and knives."

The New York Times


"...the show is the kind of feel-good musical that will make most audiences…titter and smile."

Theatre Is Easy


Orchestration

4 Musicians

PIANO/VOCAL
KEYBOARD
BASS (Electric)
DRUMS

Casting

Gary Goldfarb
Gary is a lovable, overweight, Jewish 17-year-old from Long Island, New York. He is bullied by his peers and smothered by his mother. (Tenor.)

Penelope Spry
Quirky yet grounded. Calming yet feisty. An adorable nerd you love to love, who is restricted to a wheelchair. (Soprano with belt.)

Gilda Goldfarb
Zaftig and brassy. Ethel Merman meets Sylvia Fine from The Nanny. She tends to reprimand, but ultimately loves her son. (A Broadway belter.)

Character Man
A versatile comic to portray Coach Rimsore; a smarmy high school gym teacher, Miss Salmonelli; the Tim Burton-esque Cafeteria Lady, Mort Goldfarb; Gary’s Borscht-Belty father. (Baritone.)

Cheryl Samatasinghar-Stein
The hottest Indian/Jewish girl in school. And she knows it. (Mezzo mix/belt with strong pop ability.)

Tyler Toolman/Harry Houdini
The high school pretty boy and Gary’s main tormentor. (Tenor with strong pop/rock ability.)

Production Materials

The required production package will include the materials listed below. These materials will be shipped upon receipt of payment if your license request is approved.

6 Cast Script/Vocal Books

A combination of the show’s full script and the full vocal book. All dialogue within each song is printed in the score to prevent flipping back and forth during rehearsals. All books are spiral-bound and double-sided.

2 Director’s Scripts

A single-sided, spiral-bound script designed with plenty of space for the director to take notes and add blocking during the rehearsal process.

1 Stage Manager’s Script

A single-sided, three-hole punched script that can be inserted into your three-ring binder.

2 Piano/Vocal Scores

This piano score includes all vocal parts. It can be used during the rehearsal process and during performance.

Orchestration Set

Bass, Drums, Keyboard

Production Resources

Additional Printed Books

Additional books (Cast Script/Vocal, Piano/Conductor, etc.) are available.

$25 each

Digital Orchestration PDFs

Prefer playing or rehearsing from your tablet? All of our orchestration scores (including PC and PV) are available in digital copies.

Digital PC or PV $50
Full Digital Orchestration Set $150

Broadway Plus

A workshop experience in which a Broadway artist speaks and works with students in an educational setting through our partnership with Broadway Plus.

Prices Vary by Product

TurnKey Transpositions

Our catalogue is full of iconic music, and we can customize many of our titles to your performers' unique voices with our TurnKey Transpositions. Get the perfect key for the perfect actor! Our team will transpose any songs at your request during any point in your license period. All files will be delivered digitally and priced for your specific needs.

$50 per song for PV or PC
$150 per song for all orchestral parts (including PC/PV)

Credits

Book & Lyrics by Omri Schein
Music by James Olmstead