Creators
Michael Rheault
Music By Michael Rheault is a pianist, music director, and composer who works in New England and New York. He is a graduate of the University of Massachusetts, Amherst (composition), former Director of Performing Arts at Bay Path...
Videos
Reviews
"A lot of fun! Buoyant camp keeps this dames-at-sea afloat."
Time Out New York
"Fabulous! Is a little bit Some Like It Hot, a little bit Anything Goes and a lot of good-natured gay farce."
The New York Times
"Engaging fun that doesn’t stop. A hilarious story-line, strong musical flair, and laughs that keep coming..."
Arts & Leisure News
Orchestration
1 Musician
PIANO/VOCAL
or TRACKS (included in your Production Package)
Casting
Casting Note
Manager doubles as Sir Alfred, Girls double as Boys, Sue Flay doubles as Rock Henderson.
Manager
The cabaret manager.
Girls 1, 2, 3, 4
The chorus "girl" dancers.
Sue Flay
The Queen Diva. Ageless.
Laura Lee Handle
A female impersonator; big, blonde, beautiful, 30s.
Jane Mann
A female impersonator; lean, handsome, mid to late 30s/40s.
"Hell's Kitchen" Harry Babcock
A lovable smuggler; large and broad, Betty's brother, 30s.
Betty "Bazookas" Babcock
A vivacious smuggler; curvy, buxom, and tough, 30s.
Boys 1, 2, 3, 4
The Queens Ethel's crew; all different shapes and sizes, early to mid 20s.
Sylvia Smothers
The cruise director; portly and a brute of a woman, 40-ish and beyond.
Stewey
The steward; short, thin, and sarcastic, 30s.
Sir Alfred Dooalot
The owner of the Queen Ethel May; British accent, 50s.
Rock Henderson
A Hollywood movie star, handsome, late 30s.
Production Materials
The required production package will include the materials listed below. These materials will be shipped upon receipt of payment if your license request is approved.
12 Cast Script/Vocal Books
A combination of the show’s full script and the full vocal book. All dialogue within each song is printed in the score to prevent flipping back and forth during rehearsals. All books are spiral-bound and double-sided.
2 Director’s Scripts
A single-sided, spiral-bound script designed with plenty of space for the director to take notes and add blocking during the rehearsal process.
1 Stage Manager’s Script
A single-sided, three-hole punched script that can be inserted into your three-ring binder.
2 Piano/Vocal Scores
This piano score includes all vocal parts. It can be used during the rehearsal process and during performance.
Orchestration Set
Tracks (included in your Production Package)
Production Resources
Additional Printed Books
Additional books (Cast Script/Vocal, Piano/Conductor, etc.) are available.
$25 each
Digital Orchestration PDFs
Prefer playing or rehearsing from your tablet? All of our orchestration scores (including PC and PV) are available in digital copies.
Digital PC or PV $50
Full Digital Orchestration Set $150
Broadway Plus
A workshop experience in which a Broadway artist speaks and works with students in an educational setting through our partnership with Broadway Plus.
Prices Vary by Product
TurnKey Transpositions
Our catalogue is full of iconic music, and we can customize many of our titles to your performers' unique voices with our TurnKey Transpositions. Get the perfect key for the perfect actor! Our team will transpose any songs at your request during any point in your license period. All files will be delivered digitally and priced for your specific needs.
$50 per song for PV or PC
$150 per song for all orchestral parts (including PC/PV)
Credits
Book & Lyrics by Dan Derby
Music by Michael Rheault
