Creators
Allan Rice
Book by Allan Rice earned a degree in Clinical Psychology at Tufts University. Upon graduating, he disappointed his parents by pursuing a career in television writing. He has written for The New Adventures of Old Christine...
Greg Edwards
Lyrics by Greg Edwards wrote the scripts for Application Pending and Craving for Travel (Off-Broadway, co-written with Andy Sandberg), lyrics for Neurosis: A New Musical (Merry-Go-Round Playhouse, SALT...
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"A funny and frothy new musical with a fun score, solid laughs and a terrific company."
BroadwayWorld
"Neil Simon may no longer be with us, but his spirit lives on in this new musical."
CurtainUp
"Filled with quick-witted jokes and buoyant energy!"
TheaterMania
Orchestration
4 Musicians
Piano/Conductor, Reeds, Bass, Percussion
Casting
Casting Note
Originally performed Off-Broadway with a cast of eight. However, it can be performed with as few as six actors by doubling Geri and Samantha, and Kenny and Kurt/et al.
Frank
Male - late 20s
Regular guy who thinks he's happy in life.
Neurosis
Male
Frank's neurosis, a more nervous version of Frank.
Abby
Female - late 20s
Sweet and successful but with a cynical edge.
Neurosalina
Female
Abby's neurosis, a mean girl.
Geri
Female
Frank's mother, overbearing.
Kenny
Male
Frank's father, underbearing.
Samantha
Female
Frank's therapist, no-nonsense.
Kurt
Male
Douchebag, Abby's soon-to-be ex. Kurt doubles as:
Larry – Frank's boss;
Patrick – Abby's client;
Man;
Postal Worker;
Waiter
Production Materials
The required production package will include the materials listed below. These materials will be shipped upon receipt of payment if your license request is approved.
8 Cast Script/Vocal Books
A combination of the show’s full script and the full vocal book. All dialogue within each song is printed in the score to prevent flipping back and forth during rehearsals. All books are spiral-bound and double-sided.
2 Director’s Scripts
A single-sided, spiral-bound script designed with plenty of space for the director to take notes and add blocking during the rehearsal process.
1 Stage Manager’s Script
A single-sided, three-hole punched script that can be inserted into your three-ring binder.
1 Piano/Conductor Score
A keyboard score that is a key part of the show’s actual orchestration. This score contains both vocal parts and a cue staff, which guides the conductor through the full orchestration by informing them when instruments enter the song, as well as providing specific part lines when necessary.
1 Piano/Vocal Score
This piano score includes all vocal parts. It can be used during the rehearsal process and during performance.
Orchestration Set
Piano/Conductor, Reeds (Flute, Clarinet, Oboe, Alto Saxophone), Bass, Percussion
Production Resources
Additional Printed Books
Additional books (Cast Script/Vocal, Piano/Conductor, etc.) are available.
$25 each
Full Conductor Score
An ideal solution for those who choose to conduct their show from the podium, as opposed to the piano. Each detailed instrument staff is always right in front of you--giving you the most comprehensive layout for full control of your orchestra.
$125/Print, $100/Digital, $175/both
Digital Orchestration PDFs
Prefer playing or rehearsing from your tablet? All of our orchestration scores (including PC and PV) are available in digital copies.
Digital PC or PV $50
Full Digital Orchestration Set $150
Broadway Plus
A workshop experience in which a Broadway artist speaks and works with students in an educational setting through our partnership with Broadway Plus.
Prices Vary by Product
TurnKey Transpositions
Our catalogue is full of iconic music, and we can customize many of our titles to your performers' unique voices with our TurnKey Transpositions. Get the perfect key for the perfect actor! Our team will transpose any songs at your request during any point in your license period. All files will be delivered digitally and priced for your specific needs.
$50 per song for PV or PC
$150 per song for all orchestral parts (including PC/PV)
