Drinking Habits

by Tom Smith
Accusations, mistaken identities, and romances run wild in this traditional, laugh-out-loud farce. Two nuns at the Sisters of Perpetual Sewing have been secretly making wine to keep the convent's doors open, but Paul and Sally, reporters and former fiancees, are hot on their trail. They go undercover as a nun and priest, but their presence, combined with the addition of a new nun, spurs paranoia throughout the convent that spies have been sent from Rome to shut them down. Wine and secrets are inevitably spilled as everyone tries to preserve the convent and reconnect with lost loves.
  • Genre: Farce
  • Running Time: 100 - 110 minutes
  • Cast: 5 f, 3 m
Reviews

Patricia L. Garcia, Las Cruces Sun-News

"...a delightful comedy with a touch of silliness...a zany and funny story with plot twists galore."

Production History
PERFORMANCE DATES PRODUCTION GROUP LOCATION
Feb 7, 2018 - Feb 10, 2018 Regina Little Theatre Society Inc . Regina, SK
Oct 20, 2017 - Oct 21, 2017 Waupun Community Players Waupun, WI
Sep 22, 2017 - Sep 24, 2017 Greene County Fine Arts Council Paragould, AR
Jun 27, 2017 - Jul 8, 2017 Pioneer Playhouse Danville, KY
Jun 16, 2017 - Jun 24, 2017 Leduc Drama Society Leduc, AB
Jun 9, 2017 - Jun 17, 2017 Braid Productions Whitinsville,, MA
May 21, 2017 - May 21, 2017 The Wadsworth Footlighters Wadsworth, OH
May 18, 2017 - May 20, 2017 The Wadsworth Footlighters Wadsworth, OH
May 12, 2017 - May 21, 2017 The Towne Players Of Ken-Ton Tonawanda,, NY
May 10, 2017 - May 14, 2017 Peachland Players Peachland, BC
Apr 8, 2017 - May 6, 2017 Anthracite Citizens' Theatre Kulpmont, PA
Apr 7, 2017 - May 7, 2017 OnStage Entertainment, LLC New Port Richey, FL
Apr 7, 2017 - Apr 9, 2017 College Avenue Players New Brunswick, NJ
Apr 1, 2017 - Apr 15, 2017 Redbud theater c/o wendy curns Willow Creek, CA
Mar 31, 2017 - Apr 1, 2017 Unity Composite High School Unity, SK
Mar 31, 2017 - Apr 8, 2017 Reading Community Players Reading, MN
Mar 28, 2017 - Apr 7, 2017 Milestone Prairie Players Milestone, SK
Mar 24, 2017 - Mar 25, 2017 Des Moine Area Community College Boone, IA
Mar 10, 2017 - Mar 11, 2017 Entertainers Of Tara Woods North Fort Myers, FL
Mar 9, 2017 - Mar 11, 2017 Columbia Basin College Richland, WA
Mar 9, 2017 - Mar 18, 2017 Gladwin Area Friends Of The Theatre Gladwin, MI
Mar 5, 2017 - Mar 5, 2017 ITheatre Of Texas Weslaco, TX
Mar 3, 2017 - Mar 19, 2017 STRATFORD COMMUNITY THEATRE GROTON, SD
Feb 24, 2017 - Mar 5, 2017 ITheatre Of Texas Weslaco, TX
Feb 16, 2017 - Feb 19, 2017 Lincoln High School Stockton, CA
Feb 16, 2017 - Feb 19, 2017 Artesia Community Theatre Artesia, NM
Feb 11, 2017 - Mar 18, 2017 Lindecoulisken St Martens Latem,
Feb 10, 2017 - Apr 16, 2017 Stage West Calgary Calgary, AB
Feb 10, 2017 - Feb 20, 2017 Aughawillan Drama Group Ballinamore, VA
Feb 9, 2017 - Feb 19, 2017 Fairfield Area Community Theatre Fairfield, IA
Jan 26, 2017 - Jan 28, 2017 Ucheldre Centre Holyhead,
Jan 13, 2017 - Jan 15, 2017 The Majestic Theatre Manchester, NH
Dec 2, 2016 - Dec 10, 2016 Het Halens Volkstoneel Halen,
Dec 2, 2016 - Dec 2, 2016 Big Muddy Players Coronach, SK
Dec 1, 2016 - Dec 10, 2016 Red Willow Players Valleyview, AB
Nov 30, 2016 - Dec 25, 2016 Roane County High School Theater Arts Department Spencer, WV
Nov 25, 2016 - Nov 27, 2016 Popcorn Productions Assiniboia, SK
Nov 24, 2016 - Dec 4, 2016 Cochin Community Players Cochin, SK
Nov 19, 2016 - Nov 19, 2016 West Point Community Theatre West Point, NE
Nov 10, 2016 - Nov 19, 2016 Great Northern Theatre Company Cold Spring, MN
Nov 6, 2016 - Nov 6, 2016 Off Stage Productions, Inc. Celina, OH
Nov 4, 2016 - Nov 12, 2016 West Point Community Theatre West Point, NE
Nov 3, 2016 - Nov 12, 2016 Caledon Townhall Players Caledon, ON
Oct 28, 2016 - Nov 6, 2016 Marais Players Mayville, WI
Oct 20, 2016 - Oct 22, 2016 Area Community Theatre St. Paul, NE
Oct 15, 2016 - Oct 16, 2016 Four Seasons Drama Club Dumfries, VA
Oct 13, 2016 - Oct 16, 2016 Cart Barn Players Viera, FL
Oct 8, 2016 - Oct 22, 2016 Off Stage Productions, Inc. Van Wert, OH
Oct 6, 2016 - Oct 23, 2016 Clove Creek Dinner Theater Fishkill, NY
Sep 30, 2016 - Oct 22, 2016 The Village Players Of Hatboro Hatboro, PA
Sep 16, 2016 - Sep 25, 2016 Highlight Acting Troupe Troy, NY
Sep 9, 2016 - Sep 24, 2016 Lakeside Players Inc. Kenosha, WI
Jul 28, 2016 - Aug 7, 2016 Village Players Community Theatre Grantsburg, WI
Jun 17, 2016 - Jun 17, 2016 Mohler Senior Center Dillsburg, PA
Jun 11, 2016 - Jun 12, 2016 Friends Of The Finke Theatre California, MO
Jun 10, 2016 - Jun 19, 2016 Playhouse 51 Milington, TN
Jun 10, 2016 - Jun 11, 2016 The Overton Players (TOPS) Morecambe,
Jun 3, 2016 - Jun 12, 2016 Banning Cultural Alliance - Pass Area Performing Artists Banning, CA
May 19, 2016 - Jun 5, 2016 Blue Ridge Community Theater Blue Ridge, GA
May 7, 2016 - May 21, 2016 Bosque Arts Center Tin Building Theatre Clifton, TX
May 6, 2016 - May 15, 2016 Trinity Theatre Company San Diego, CA
Apr 29, 2016 - May 15, 2016 Trinity Theatre Company San Diego, CA
Apr 22, 2016 - Apr 24, 2016 Royal Highlands Theater Players Leesburg, FL
Apr 22, 2016 - May 15, 2016 Trinity Theatre Company San Diego, CA
Apr 8, 2016 - Apr 16, 2016 n/a Gavere-Asper,
Apr 8, 2016 - Apr 16, 2016 Out of the Box Community Theatre Columbus, OH
Apr 1, 2016 - Apr 10, 2016 Village Players Theater Wolfeboro, NH
Mar 19, 2016 - Apr 9, 2016 N/A WATERFORD, PA
Mar 11, 2016 - Mar 12, 2016 Wolf Creek Players Dysart, IA
Mar 6, 2016 - Mar 8, 2016 Sunflower Playhouse Surprise, AZ
Mar 4, 2016 - Mar 20, 2016 Trumbull New Theatre, Inc. Niles, OH
Feb 26, 2016 - Feb 28, 2016 Sunriver STARS Community Theater Sunriver, OR
Feb 19, 2016 - Feb 21, 2016 The Lake Country Players Monticello, GA
Feb 19, 2016 - Mar 13, 2016 Chanticleers Castro Valley, CA
Jan 3, 2016 - Jan 4, 2016 Teater Inferno Borensberg,
Nov 25, 2015 - Nov 25, 2015 N/A San Diego, CA
Nov 13, 2015 - Nov 22, 2015 Thibodaux Playhouse, Inc. Thibodaux, LA
Nov 12, 2015 - Nov 14, 2015 Leader Composite School Drama Festival Group Leader, SK
Nov 8, 2015 - Nov 8, 2015 Community Playhouse, Inc. Oil City, PA
Nov 6, 2015 - Nov 7, 2015 Community Playhouse, Inc. OIl City, PA
Oct 17, 2015 - Oct 25, 2015 Wesley United Methodist Church Franklin Square, NY
Oct 2, 2015 - Oct 11, 2015 Webster City Community Theatre Webster City, IA
Sep 25, 2015 - Sep 27, 2015 Smith Mountain Arts Council Lake Players Moneta, VA
Aug 21, 2015 - Aug 30, 2015 Rome Little Theatre, Inc. Rome, GA
Jul 30, 2015 - Aug 16, 2015 Ankeny Community Theatre Ankeny, IA
Jun 11, 2015 - Jun 13, 2015 Stage Door Theatre Company Lancashire,
May 2, 2015 - May 2, 2015 Claysburg Area Community Thrater Claysburg, PA
May 1, 2015 - May 9, 2015 Mora Area Community Theatre Mora, MN
May 1, 2015 - May 1, 2015 Claysburg Area Community Thrater Claysburg, PA
Apr 11, 2015 - Apr 25, 2015 Beaver Island Community Players Beaver Island, MI
Apr 10, 2015 - Apr 19, 2015 Go West Productions, Inc. Huntingdon, PA
Apr 9, 2015 - Apr 10, 2015 HP Drama Club Hudson, FL
Apr 3, 2015 - Apr 5, 2015 Alaska Pacific University Production Guild Anchorage, AK
Mar 21, 2015 - Mar 23, 2015 Blaine Lake Community Association Blaine Lake, SK
Mar 20, 2015 - Mar 21, 2015 Old Quarry society Bracketville, TX
Mar 13, 2015 - Mar 22, 2015 Arlene's Broadway On Buffalo Conneaut, OH
Feb 20, 2015 - Mar 1, 2015 Theater Ensemble Arts, Inc. Farmington, NM
Feb 13, 2015 - Feb 14, 2015 Digby Area Theatre Society Digby, NS
Jan 23, 2015 - Jan 31, 2015 Hard Road Theatre Productions Highland, IL
Dec 18, 2014 - Dec 18, 2014 Firehouse Community Theatre LABELLE, FL
Dec 12, 2014 - Dec 21, 2014 FIREHOUSE COMMUNITY THEATRE LABELLE, FL
Nov 14, 2014 - Nov 15, 2014 Dupo Drama Club Dupo, IL
Nov 13, 2014 - Nov 15, 2014 West Moors Drama Society Ferndown,
Nov 7, 2014 - Nov 15, 2014 Marion Art Center Marion, MA
Oct 30, 2014 - Nov 1, 2014 Johnsburg High School Johnsburg, IL
Oct 16, 2014 - Oct 18, 2014 Damascus High School Damascus , MD
Oct 10, 2014 - Oct 26, 2014 Bell Tower Theater Dubuque, IA
Aug 16, 2014 - Oct 25, 2014 Rainbow Dinner Theatre Paradise, PA
Jul 24, 2014 - Aug 2, 2014 Buckhorn Community Centre and Athletic Association Buckhorn, ON
Jun 20, 2014 - Jun 28, 2014 Plantagenet Players Mount Barker, WA
Jun 13, 2014 - Jun 22, 2014 Trinity Theatre Company San Diego, CA
May 31, 2014 - Jun 8, 2014 Gateway Players Theatre, Inc. Southbridge, MA
May 15, 2014 - May 23, 2014 Gaslight Theatre Hamersville, OH
May 4, 2014 - May 4, 2014 Hill Country Retreat Theater Company SAn Antonio, TX
May 1, 2014 - May 25, 2014 Wayne High School Bicknell, UT
Apr 23, 2014 - Apr 24, 2014 Parke Arts & Drama Group Co. Mayo,
Apr 4, 2014 - Apr 13, 2014 Buckhorn Community Centre and Athletic Association Buckhorn, ON
Apr 3, 2014 - Apr 12, 2014 Charlotte Players Englewood, FL
Mar 28, 2014 - Mar 30, 2014 Lake Park Players Lake Park, IA
Mar 28, 2014 - Mar 29, 2014 Windsor Players The Woodlands, TX
Mar 22, 2014 - Mar 23, 2014 Schalamar Creek Golf & Country Club Lakeland, FL
Mar 15, 2014 - Mar 16, 2014 Parke Arts & Drama Group Luton,
Mar 8, 2014 - Mar 10, 2014 Valdosta High School Valdosta, GA
Feb 28, 2014 - Mar 2, 2014 West Holt Medical Services Foundation Atkinson, NE
Feb 28, 2014 - Mar 9, 2014 Off Off Broadway Players Davenport, FL
Feb 21, 2014 - Mar 29, 2014 Resurrected Artists Avon, MN
Feb 14, 2014 - Feb 23, 2014 Huron Area Community Theatre Huron, SD
Feb 14, 2014 - Feb 23, 2014 Huron Area Community Theatre Huron, SD
Jan 1, 2014 - Dec 31, 2014 Bulandra Theatre Bucuresti,
Nov 29, 2013 - Nov 30, 2013 Eventurous Theatre Co Middle Sackville, NS
Nov 14, 2013 - Nov 16, 2013 Timber Pines Players Spring Hill, FL
Nov 10, 2013 - Nov 23, 2013 Bodensee Players Friedrichshafen,
Nov 1, 2013 - Nov 17, 2013 Shoestring Theatre, Inc Deland, FL
Oct 16, 2013 - Oct 20, 2013 River City Players Palatka, FL
Oct 10, 2013 - Oct 27, 2013 Spotlight Theatre & Arts Group, Etc. Bulverde, TX
Aug 30, 2013 - Sep 7, 2013 Venture Theatre Company Christies Beach, SA
Jul 26, 2013 - Aug 3, 2013 The Basement Stage Newburgh, NM
Jul 12, 2013 - Jul 21, 2013 Tawas Bay Players East Tawas, MI
Jul 10, 2013 - Jul 13, 2013 ESU Theatre Emporia, KS
Jul 4, 2013 - Jul 6, 2013 Bleadon Players Weston Super Mare,
Jun 28, 2013 - Jun 30, 2013 Bulldog Community Theatre St. Paul, MN
Apr 27, 2013 - Apr 27, 2013 Bassano Arts Council Bassano, AB
Apr 25, 2013 - Apr 27, 2013 Highland Players Burk's Falls, ON
Apr 20, 2013 - Apr 27, 2013 Teater Inferno Linkoping,
Apr 12, 2013 - Apr 13, 2013 Halfway To Heaven Players Schaumburg, IL
Apr 5, 2013 - Apr 27, 2013 Reading Community Players Worthington, MN
Apr 5, 2013 - Apr 7, 2013 Primghar Community Playhouse Priimghar, IA
Apr 4, 2013 - Apr 10, 2013 The Rural Area Theater Madison, FL
Apr 4, 2013 - Apr 7, 2013 Cedar County Theatre Hartington, NE
Mar 22, 2013 - Mar 23, 2013 Sedley Community Cultural Society Sedley, SK
Mar 21, 2013 - Mar 30, 2013 The Stage Company, Inc. Poplar Bluff, MO
Mar 14, 2013 - Mar 24, 2013 Portage Area Community Theatre Portage, WI
Mar 14, 2013 - Mar 17, 2013 The Geyer Performing Arts Center Scottdale, PA
Mar 12, 2013 - Mar 15, 2013 St Lawrence's Primary School Coonabarabran, NSW
Feb 22, 2013 - Mar 3, 2013 Kernersville Little Theatre Kernersville, NC
Feb 22, 2013 - Mar 2, 2013 The Gallery Theatre AHOSKIE, NC
Feb 15, 2013 - Feb 24, 2013 Sheridan-Parkside Comm. Ctr. Tonawanda, NY
Feb 15, 2013 - Feb 24, 2013 The ShowCase Players Colby, WI
Feb 14, 2013 - Feb 24, 2013 Tri County PLayers Paxton, IL
Feb 8, 2013 - Feb 23, 2013 Tulare Encore Theatre Company Tulare, CA
Feb 8, 2013 - Feb 17, 2013 Carrollwood Players Inc TAMPA, FL
Dec 6, 2012 - Dec 8, 2012 Glaslyn Community Theatre Glaslyn, SK
Nov 15, 2012 - Nov 18, 2012 Great Bend Community Theatre Great Bend, KS
Nov 13, 2012 - Nov 24, 2012 Garage Theatre Monaghan,
Nov 8, 2012 - Nov 10, 2012 ABC Drama CAERWYS, Flintshire,
Nov 2, 2012 - Nov 17, 2012 The Key Players Islamorada, FL
Nov 1, 2012 - Oct 30, 2013 Bulandra Theatre Bucuresti,
Sep 10, 2012 - Sep 10, 2012 Backstage In Bancroft Burt, IA
Sep 7, 2012 - Sep 9, 2012 Backstage In Bancroft Burt, IA
Aug 2, 2012 - Aug 4, 2012 Memphis Community Players Memphis, MO
Jul 13, 2012 - Jul 22, 2012 Ellenbrook Theatre Company Perth,
Jun 21, 2012 - Jun 30, 2012 Bay Players, Inc. Braintree, MA
Jun 15, 2012 - Jun 16, 2012 Digby & Area Theatre Society Cornwallis Park, NS
Jun 7, 2012 - Jun 12, 2012 Jacksonville Theatre Guild Jacksonville, IL
Mar 29, 2012 - Mar 31, 2012 Wicklow Drama Group Co Wicklow,
Mar 15, 2012 - Mar 18, 2012 Rotary Club Of Ambler Lederach, PA
Mar 9, 2012 - Mar 11, 2012 Castleconnor Community Centre Ballina, Co Mayo, Ireland,
Mar 9, 2012 - Mar 11, 2012 Community Care Network Of Nichols Nichols, NY
Mar 9, 2012 - Mar 24, 2012 Mount Isa Theatrical Society Mount Isa, QLD
Mar 8, 2012 - Mar 11, 2012 New Kensington Civic Thetare Lower Burrell, PA
Feb 24, 2012 - Mar 3, 2012 Theatre Royal Nelson,
Feb 3, 2012 - Feb 12, 2012 Killoran Community Centre Nenagh,
Jan 25, 2012 - Jan 25, 2012 The Lake Wales Little Theater Winter Haven, FL
Jan 13, 2012 - Jan 29, 2012 The Lake Wales Little Theater Winter Haven, FL
Dec 2, 2011 - Dec 4, 2011 Polka Dot Players Grayson, SK
Oct 20, 2011 - Oct 23, 2011 BraggArts Theatre Society Bragg Creek, AB
Oct 14, 2011 - Oct 23, 2011 Phoenix Stage Company Naugatuck, CT
Aug 19, 2011 - Sep 25, 2011 Chautauqua Playhouse Carmichael, CA
Apr 18, 2011 - Apr 19, 2011 Franklin Community Players Lavonia, GA
Apr 5, 2011 - Apr 16, 2011 Mid Michigan Community College Harrison, MI
Apr 1, 2011 - Apr 10, 2011 Bigfork Community Players Bigfork, MT
Apr 1, 2011 - Apr 30, 2011 Pasqua Community Hall Regina, SK
Mar 25, 2011 - Apr 3, 2011 Clear Lake Community Theater Clear Lake, WI
Mar 11, 2011 - Mar 13, 2011 Savannah Lakes Village Mighty Arts Players Theatre Group McCormick, SC
Feb 3, 2011 - Feb 13, 2011 Hillside Players Co Limerick,
Jan 29, 2011 - Jan 30, 2011 St. John Vianney Drama Ministry Prince Frederick, MD
Jan 14, 2011 - Jan 14, 2011 South Side Area High School Hookstown, PA
Nov 19, 2010 - Nov 21, 2010 St. John Vianney Drama Ministry Prince Frederick, MD
Nov 5, 2010 - Nov 20, 2010 Greece Paint Players Rochester, NY
Oct 8, 2010 - Oct 23, 2010 Ashtabula Arts Center Ashtabula, OH
Sep 23, 2010 - Sep 25, 2010 The Arts Center Jamestown, ND
Jul 30, 2010 - Aug 1, 2010 Theatre Newington-OnStage Newington, CT
May 21, 2010 - Jun 23, 2010 Riverside Inn & Dinner Theatre Cambridge Springs, PA
May 2, 2010 - May 2, 2010 Barrington Play Readers Group Barrington, IL
Jan 1, 2008 - Dec 31, 2008 Theatre in the Woods Shell Lake, WI
Apr 1, 2005 - Apr 30, 2005 Las Cruces Community Theatre Las Cruces, NM
Jan 1, 2005 - Dec 31, 2005 Fontana Mummers Fontana, CA
Jan 1, 2005 - Dec 31, 2005 Eunice Players Eunice, LA
Feb 1, 2004 - Feb 28, 2004 Branch County Community Theatre Coldwater, MI
Jan 1, 2004 - Dec 31, 2004 Abingdon Theatre Company (Staged Workshop) New York, NY